So it’s been a little while since you got laid. That’s okay; we’ve all been there. But while you weather out this dry spell, take a peak at our list of the signs that you seriously need to have sex as soon as possible. You know, for inspiration!
1. You’ve forgotten how it feels to be turned on.
2. Crude jokes make you laugh way too hard.
3. You’ve been channeling your sexual frustration too deeply into other pursuits.
4. You try to mask your loneliness with exuberance.
5. You would welcome human contact in any form.
6. A simple hug drives you up the wall.
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